Friday, February 22, 2013

Lee Can Drive


Getting a Japanese drivers license  --Written by Lee
Even before we arrived in Japan we were told how difficult it would be to get a Japanese drivers’ license. 

Nagoya has a high incidence of traffic accidents involving older people, hence the reported bias against older drivers. 

It often takes 4 to 7 times to pass the driving test. 

Japanese who do not already have a license, must take driving school and pay over $3,000 to learn to drive and prepare for the practical driving test.  

For foreigners the cost depends on how many times one fails, and how many driving practice sessions they purchase.

Warning: If you lack patience, and are not really interested in knowing what it takes to get a Japanese Driver’s License, skip to the end.

To get a license, patience is required due to the bureaucracy. 

The steps to get a license are:

1.       Get your passport and USA state issued drivers license translated at the Japan Automobile Association, like AAA.  Pay $30 and you walk out with a “translation.”  Remember to pick up the step-by-step instruction for getting through the bureaucracy, and a driver’s manual. 

2.       Next stop at city hall, to get a certificate to prove you are a resident of Nagoya.  Simple--pay $5 and walk out with documentation.  Note: due to time restrictions and travel, the first two steps took two half days.

Window 1 (across the way in this photo)  is an information  booth that helps get us started.

If in doubt you can always just read the signs. The number in the circle is the window number.  It obvious you start at #1.  There I was told to go to #12.  I got to know windows #12, #11, #14, #2, #3, #17, #16 very well.  This DMV is a big building that handles large crowds.  Literally all the drivers seeking licenses in Nagoya must come here.



3.       Then drive nine kilometers to the DMV.  I arrived at 9:00 am to a beehive of activity.  I went to station #1 where I was told to go to window station #12-- the window for Foreign Drivers who already had a license.  Take a number and wait. Continue to wait.


Window 12 - Having a license already gets  Foreigners their own window.


4.       Finally a nice 40-year old Japanese lady official asked for my passport, Japanese resident card, translated American driver’s license, and address document, etc.  She helped fill out a “white” processing form that will record the key steps in the process.  Automatic (AT) or manual transmission (MT)?  My initial thought is a manual transmission license, but on second thought I will not be driving a manual transmission car in Japan. Do I really want to learn to shift with my left hand?  “AT please!!!”  

To my surprise--the nice official pondered my entry/exit stamps in my passport.  Her purpose was to verify that I had driven for at least one year in America.  No brainer, right?  Wrong.  She had to verify it based on date stamps in my passport.  My passport had me departing and returning from Mexico.  200 and some days later, we departed for Europe.  There was a clean Homeland Security Stamp documenting our departure.  But, not my return in June of 2008.  The official could not document from my passport that I was in America between 2008 and 2012 from my passport.   What did this mean anyway?   For drivers with less than a year’s experience, I would need to display a green and yellow novice driver marker on the front and back of my vehicle for 12 months of driving in Japan. This marker is a warning to other drivers.  Oh well, I just smiled.   After completing the form, I was then told to go to Window 11.

6.       At Window 11, I paid the initial processing fee. 


Window #11:  Cashiers.  This line leads to the cashier windows.  I returned to these windows at least three times in the process. 
7.       Next go to Window #14.  There was a long snaking line of mostly Japanese. I did not know what the line was for.  It turns out about an hour later, I learned that it was for verifying that a) the “white” form is complete, b) processing fee is paid, and c) the required documents are attached.  Everything except for the white form is kept at Window 14. 


Window 14: snaking line to verify the Window 12 processor did the documents properly.  Actually Window 12 and 14 look in the same room.  The processor and person verifying sit back to back.  Indeed switch roles to likely break the boredom.
8.       Next go to station #15 for an eye exam.  My “white” paper was double checked to make sure it was complete and date stamped.  So I was admitted to the eye exam area.  In the large eye exam area, I commenced my eye exam.  I did not understand exactly the Japanese description of how the eye test worked.  How difficult could it be?  After missing the first several images, the official asked if I could see at all.  In Japanese he mentioned a break in the circle symbol.  I thought, oh, I guess he is asking if I can see the location of the break of the various sized circles.  With that clue, I was able to pass the eye exam. By now it was 11:45 am.

Station 2: Eye Exam area.  Rare moment when the lines are short.  The machines in the background are the eye exam  machines. 
9.       Next I was lead to the station to schedule the written exam.  When I received the schedule, I realized my exam was for 1:30 pm. Problem--I had promised Sister Barney that I would be back around noon to take her to Sister Endo’s home in the city of Inuyama.  When I told the clerk I could not be there at 1:30 pm, I caused confusion.  They called another official over; I explained that I had a conflict.  He then escorted me back to Window #12 where I met the original lady official.  She explained that the eye test and written driver’s test had to be on the same day.  She retrieved all the paper work that I had turned in at window #14, and crossed out the verification stamped date.  And, I left the DMV.

10.     The next day, I arrived at the DMV early.   By 8:15 am I went to Window 12, and the nice lady looked over my papers again.  Then out of nowhere she said to me “last evening I was singing Gospel hymns and I like them so much.”  She obviously knew I was a missionary and wanted to share a personal experience.  I told her that I liked to sing hymns too. I thanked her for sharing her thoughts with me.  I thought to myself, I am sure glad I did not get irritated with her the day before when she was laboring over my passport. A smile is best when we find ourselves in lengthy process.


Window #14 again.   A fun conversation in line with a young Japanese man makes the line "seem" shorter.

11.  This time I ended up standing in a much shorter line at Window #14.  It only took about 30 minutes in line. Plus I had an interesting conversation with a young man in his early thirties who worked for a car dealership.   The wait seemed much shorter.  Again my paper work was validated, and I got my “white paper” re-stamped with a new date. They again kept the other papers.

12.     Back to the eye exam station. Passed it with ease having practiced the day before.

13.     Back to the written driving test scheduler.  Now I was scheduled for 10:30 am that morning.  It turns out they only give the written test twice a day to foreigners at 10:30 am or 1:30 pm.   But by getting an earlier start, I would make the 10:30 test.  So I sat and waited for the test outside a single door with the sign, Foreigner’s Exam Room. As I sat in the waiting area, all the people passing were carrying their own “white” paper.


Solo Door for foreigner's exam room.  Fortunately the test is in English.

I sat in the waiting area across the hall and watch the door to the Foreigner's exam room as others walked by with their "white" paper.
Still waiting to enter the Foreigner's exam room.  These Japanese have their "white" paper and are waiting to take their written exam in a nearby room.  There are two of us foreigners waiting to take our exam.  One frustrated Brazilian lady asked me where I got my driver's manual in my own language.  My Portuguese is non-existent, but in English and Japanese I tried to help her as she was not strong in ether language.  The blind leading the blind.

14.     At 10:30 am, the single door opened and a Brazilian and I were invited in.  After a practice test on the computer, I took the ten question test and scored 100%.  If you learned how to read traffic signs, and used simple logic, it was possible to get the 70% passing score without reading the manual.  But, I left nothing to chance, so I had read the whole manual.  On the computer generated score sheet was the date and time for my practical driving test.  Oops, I had a conflict. This date conflicted with a missionary transfer day – these are the busy days.  To change the date and time of my driving test, I needed to go to Window #17.

15.     At Window #17, a uniformed official listened to my conflict and identified a date and time on Thursday of the same week that worked for me.  So I had two weeks to get ready for the challenging practical driving test. 

16.     Then I was given a “yellow” ticket that needed to be paid to take the driving exam.  Back to Window #11, the cashier’s office.  Once the fees were paid, I was officially ready for the driving test.

17.     But based on other people’s experiences of failing the test multiple times, I chose to go to the local driving school.  This was located in another building near the DMV.  There I paid $150 for two driver’s training sessions that week.

18.     The first step in preparing for the exam is to take a printed layout of the driving closed course, and to trace the two possible driving courses: Course A & B on the layout paper.  Objective: memorize the course to be able to drive it without any instructions from the tester.


This is fly over view of this large facility. The main  building is  two football fields long.  There are multiple driving courses on the roads of his facility.


19.     First day of Training – my first trainer was a white haired Japanese trainer who reminded me of a drill sergeant.   He first drove the course and then told me to try.  [I came to understand that the Japanese driving test was an artful combination of rules and nuanced driving.  If you could negotiate the course smoothly and demonstrate the ability to do all the maneuvers, you could pass the test.  The sequence and order of things mattered.]  

The course is large maze of streets laid out to create a range of driving situations.  The white Toyota Crown Car on the right is what you drive for the vehicle test.   Drivers of Fork Lifts and semi-trucks can be on the course at the same time taking their tests for their commercial licenses.
This first instructor impressed upon me the importance of checking my mirrors and looking back to verify that the road is clear.  For example, if changing lanes to the right, confirm that the way is clear by 1) using the rearview mirror, then (2) the right side mirror, and then (3) look over the right shoulder.  When it came time to check, drill instructor (I mean instructor) would bark in a loud voice in Japanese, “Confirm 1,2,3”.   Depending on direction, he would yell, “Confirm 1, 2, 3” expecting the use of the correct mirrors for the situation. 

He would also remind me to signal in a timely manner, since the blocks of the course are fairly short.  The first lesson reminded me that this would not be easy.  And I needed to be prepared to know exactly which way I needed to turn next and anticipate the next turn or action, so I could have the car in the right place after each turn.

20.     After the first session, I decided to take advantage of a time slot each day to walk two courses, A & B.  The courses were different, but similar.  As I walked the course, I mentally signaled, Confirmed 1, 2, 3 and thought through each little artful requirement.   The walking was good exercise, too.

21.     I walked and visualized one more time before my second training session.  Plus, as I drove on the regular streets in my normal course of driving, I practiced what I was taught.  I tried to do it correctly in hopes that I would more naturally look in the right direction and signal properly.  Sister Barney noted my improved driving even before I completed the training.

In the morning before the driving tests start, these three people are walking the course just ahead of me.  Notice the simulated hills for starting on a slope and signals.  There is a scooter driving course just to the right of the tower.

22.     Second training session was with a different trainer. This was a younger man who was very helpful.  I learned how to get into a car in the right order: 1) look around the car before getting in, 2) open the door, get in, and lock the door, 3) adjust the seat, 4) adjust the rear view mirror, 5) put on the seat belt, 6) put foot on break and wait for instruction to start the car, 7) put the car in gear, 8) take the hand break off, 9) signal, 10) confirm – right, left, right, 11) pull straight out of parking space. 

Note: In speaking with one young Chinese man, he failed twice because he had not put his seat belt on at the right time. 

This trainer also reminded me of the importance of “confirming that the way was clear”, but he did it in a gentle manner. 

He pointed out other finer points: how to turn corners properly, how to stop a car properly, and the detailed steps of how to exit the vehicle.   At the end of the session, he recommended I have one more session to fine tune my skills.


These curving narrow roads simulate real conditions.  Notice the wear patterns and how close cars come to the edge as they navigate these narrow paths.  If you touch the side of the curb, you fail.


23.     My next training session was scheduled for the afternoon before my actual driving test.   I walked the A & B courses 2 or 3 more times.  I memorized every minute detail.

24.     On my last training session, I had an excellent instructor who was good at sharing even finer details of the art of driving the courses.  For example, he pointed out that at the start of both courses there was a cross walk painted on the road that was not obvious; it went nowhere and came from nowhere.  He cautioned me to confirm right, left, right before crossing it. 

A large dedicated course with lots of corners, streets, and obstacles.  This is the stretch where you need to accelerate to 50 km/hour and watch for other vehicles.

Also, he instructed me of the various speeds to drive the sections of the course. For example, one stretch I was to get to 30 km/h, and another stretch 50 km/h, and another narrow section to drive under 5 km/h.  [The young Chinese man had failed once because he was driving the course too fast, and another time for driving too slowly.] 

As we completed each course, the trainer would take out his clipboard and rule book and point out the details to watch for.  For example, when you are making a left turn, as you confirm the way is clear, the vehicle is to be driven to the left to within 50 cm of the curb. This prevents a bike or scooter from trying to pass on your left as you are turning left. 

He pointed out points on the course where it was essential to make sure the way was clear before proceeding.  [There are a number of cars, trucks, buses and semi’s on the course all at the same time, following difference courses on the same facility.  The traffic signals change, and so this all helps simulate actual road conditions.] 

So in addition to remembering all the fine points, it is essential to drive safely and adjust as expected under normal driving conditions.  At the end of the session the instructor told me I was a smooth driver and was doing the confirming correctly under all the various scenarios, and he felt I was ready for the test.

25.     The day of the exam, I got to the DMV practical driving facility about 7:45 am.  I mentally went through both courses in my head. Then I walked the A Course.  Next I went to Window #17 and checked in. At that time I was notified that I would be tested on Course A.  In the 30 minutes before the test started, I re-walked Course A one more time, visualizing every fine point I had been taught.

26.     The big day I had anticipated was here.  At 9:45 am, we lined up and we were instructed in Japanese that the test started the moment we opened the car door and did not end until we exited. Also if at any time the examiner felt we were making an unsafe move, the test would be over. 

As others started their exam, I watched as they got in the car. I could see the sequence in which they started and how exacting they were in the process.  Some were careful, but others appeared to not know the finer points of starting the car. 

When my turn came, I tried to follow and execute with exactness every fine detail.  The drive went smoothly, I executed the tight turns with precision, I reached the desired speeds and I thought I made the turns properly, and confirmed the road was clear and signaled properly. 

The first good news, my exam was not terminated due to unsafe driving.  At the end, the examiner spoke to me about one of my turns.  She explained that my left tire had not touched the turning arrow marked on the road. I thanked her and carefully executed the exit process, and got out.  I took a deep breath. 

27.     Now the waiting game.  The 20 foreigners (I was the only American) and 20 Japanese in the 9:45 am testing session had to finish the driving, and be scored before any of us knew if we passed or not.

My young Chinese friend and I waited to hear whether we passed. He was really positive and encouraging to me. I was sorry he did not pass this time.  As a student he could not afford the training classes. So his training was by trial and error while taking the real driving test.
So we went to a second floor waiting area.  There we sat and talked.  The young Chinese man had taken the test 5 times. He was hoping he passed this time.  Another Chinese Lady was on her 7th try.  One very vocal man was sure that they deliberately didn’t pass people just to increase revenue.  We all waited. 

28.     About 1:15 pm an official came out and read two names, mine and a Brazilian’s name.  At that moment, I wasn’t sure if we passed or failed.  So I stood up and walked away from a room of 40 people and was told to go to a nearby processing room.  There I learned I had passed.  Also, two Japanese had passed. Hence, 4 out of 40 passed.  My other newly made friends had not passed.  I felt bad for them.  It felt a little awkward to stand and leave the anxious group of hopeful people behind.

Window 11: Cashiers again.

29.     I was not done yet.  After taking a photo, I was given a sheet of paper to take down to Window #11, the cashier. There I paid another fee for the actual license.  Then I returned to the processing room were the licenses are produced.  We were given instructions on how to use the driver’s passwords that are encoded in the license. 

30.     The last step was to go to a Driver’s license code reader to verify that our personal password codes were properly entered on the card correctly.  This card reader was by the waiting area where there were still 36 people waiting to reschedule their driving exam.  It is amazing to me that there were only two foreigners and two Japanese that morning who passed and earned their licenses.

As I left the building I walked by Window #12, and thanked the lady who helped me the first day, and let her know I had passed and had my Japanese Driver’s License. She smiled as I smiled at her.

31.     There is a hymn that reminds us to “count our blessings, name them one by one.”  Having passed, and overcoming the odds of failure, was a blessing.  Getting a license was important to so many missionaries and others who depend on me to be able drive and get done what needs to get done on our mission.  The Lord blessed us with patience, insight to practice, and a desire to drive the rest of my mission.   It was important to be willing to pay the price of learning the nuanced rules of driving in Japan.

All-in-all, I am a better driver in Japan. 

32.     You might be saying, why did Elder Barney not just say, “I passed!”  Well that is what I did say to Sister Barney, President Baird and the other office missionaries.  They celebrated with me. 

Hopefully some of the highlights of the bureaucracy of getting a license have given you insights into our Japanese experience and provide some entertainment.  I found the process somewhat exhilarating.  Exhilarating because it was a challenge, and it was interesting to see all that was involved in converting a foreign license to a Japanese license.

The End:  For those who skipped to the end, I feel blessed to have a Japanese Driver’s license!  The good news is that I did not have to stop driving on February 4th, 2013 when my International Driver’s permit expired.

Thanks for those who were praying for us.

PS – The fact that the DMV has a full service cafeteria and concession drinks should have tipped off the casual observer that the DMV process is long and time consuming.

PPS  -- Sorry for the delay in sharing this experience. I am focused on other aspects of our mission.  Again thanks for being patient. 


Thursday, February 14, 2013

Today was Valentine's Day.  Elder Barney and I enjoyed dinner out this evening, which was nice.  President and Sister Baird had to go somewhere today, and stopped in at Crispy Creams on the way back, and shared a box with the office personnel.  And Sister Urano, the housekeeper at the mission home, brought chocolates to us.  There are always lots of goodies in Japan.  Way too many to keep a slim waistline.

At the stores, there has been so much chocolate that it makes Valentines Day in America look like a very minor holiday.  It is just overwhelming.  And in Japan, females give chocolate and gifts, not the men.

But here is the very Japanese way of showing love on any holiday:

This is our front door.
   It gets "taped up" regularly.  The brownies in the two pink bags say "Love" and "You."
If you look carefully, you'll see marks from past "love tape."

This is the back side of the red heart.
A pretty good depiction of the two of us, wouldn't you say?
We think it was the sister missionaries.  

Update from Mail Lady

Several months back I wrote a post called "You've Got Mail."  

Here is one paragraph I wrote back then:

And I can't resist sharing how one young lady, somewhere in the world, addresses her letters to one of our elders.  She puts several words between "Elder" and his last name.  I won't use his name, and I honestly don't remember what any of the phrases were, but here is an example of what I mean:  Elder Work Harder Every Day McGillicutty.  Or,  Elder How Is The Weather McGillicutty.  Or, Elder I Wrote You Twice in One Month McGillicutty.  It's so creative and cute.

Well, apparently she has read the mission blog, and I posted that same blog there, because here's what I found when I was sorting the mail today:



Sorry that it's kind of hard to read.  But it says: "Elder Jordan "Tell Sister Barney I Said Hi" Olsen.  It made me laugh right out loud.  So creative.  She's a pretty good little envelope decorator, too.  

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Tsunami Advisory

Today Lee and I returned to the office after walking home for lunch, and the elders asked if we had felt the earthquake.  No, we had not.  But they had.  It was the 8.0 earthquake near the Solomon Islands.  But a few hours later, I received a notice from the State Department that there was a tsunami advisory for the entire eastern coast of Japan.






***********About Tsunami Forecast************
<Tsunami Advisory>
Tsunami height is expected to be about 0.5 meters. Attention advised.
******* Earthquake Information ********
 Occurred at 
10:12 JST 06 Feb 2013
 Region name 
SOUTHERN PACIFIC OCEAN
 Latitude
10.9S
 Longitude
165.1E
 Depth 
Unknown
 Magnitude 
8.0




All of the missionaries in the coastal areas were notified.  We have about 8 companionships in that category. But with a less than 20" tsunami coming your way, one has a hard time getting excited.  I'm sure it pays to be safe.

This is at least the fourth earthquake that Lee and I have been asked if we felt.  These are the kind of earthquakes I can handle.  I pray there aren't any bigger (or closer) ones coming our way.

Cooking Class in English


A few more hair salon names I got from Sister Baird.  They are just so fascinating:  Hair Dagterior, Hair Saloon Joyful Abe, Hair Bum’s a bet (sorry about this one),  Hair Bun Bun, Salon de Sheep.  

I have mentioned that Lee and I have been teaching a weekly English conversations class at the church.  There are usually around 30 people who come, but there is a children's class and a beginners class, in addition to our advanced class.  So we are getting between 8 and 15 people at our class, depending on the day, and it's usually related to the weather.

We also leave work a little early on Thursdays and go to the home of a family in the ward who have a 12-year-old daughter with three friends who want to have some free English instruction.  These girls are so sweet, and often quite shy with us.  But they are getting to know us better and starting to act a little more comfortable around us.  


The girl on the left is Ai.  (Ai is the Japanese word for love.)  Ai is
the force behind the English classes.  She has invited her friends to
her home and they seem to love it.
We decided a cooking class would be fun for them.  After some thought, we decided some simple American snack foods would be easy for them to prepare and they would enjoy eating the results.  We felt it was a resounding success.  


We spread butter, then sprinkled cinnamon and sugar on
warm tortillas.  They inserted toothpicks and cut them into
serving sizes.

This is one of Ai's friends making toasted cheese sandwiches.
These were the most popular food item of the day.

If we didn't have our sweet sister missionaries with us, I don't think we'd get so far with teaching.
They help us a lot.  This is beautiful Sister Yamada, with Ai's little sister, who sits in and tries to do
everything on all of our lessons.   Isn't she darling?

Sister Takatsu is our other Sister missionary, on the left.  The ham, cheese
and avacado roll ups are all finished.  


Discussing the menu with one of the moms.

And finally, the girls are enjoying the American feast.  Included are the
pineapple, strawberry and blueberry platter, and some peanut butter/banana
sandwiches.  All of these items were new to the girls.
Lunch was topped off with root beer floats, a rare but loved treat in Japan.




Monday, January 28, 2013

Supersize Us

Some friends of ours went to Costco last week.  They offered to get us a few things.  Yea!!

The first thing on our list: peanut butter!  Why?  Because the peanut butter in Japan is very expensive and comes in very small jars.


On the left, Skippy, 1810 grams for 1100 yen. This is the Japanese large.  The normal one isn't even                                                                                                        
half this size.  On the right, we have Skippy, 462 grams for 700 yen.
                                                                               
Four times the quantity for less than twice as much!

In the US, when you buy a drink at a restaurant, you get a full cup--so full you have to put a lid on or carry it carefully to not spill.  In Japan when you buy a drink, it comes to you about 3/4 full.

Japan has small, medium and large.
The US doesn't have the Japanese small.  Their small is Japan's medium.  Their medium is Japan's large.  Their large is way bigger than anything you can get in Japan.  And then there is "SUPERSIZE."

Here are McDonalds sizes for Japan and the US:




Not only that, but if you don't want ice, you still get a full cup of pop in the US.  We have learned by sad experience that if you ask for "no ice" in your cup, you get 1/3 cup of drink, and not one drop more.  They know exactly how much pop you would get with ice, and that's that.

At our English Conversation class last week, the topic was food.  We told them about the first time Lee ordered a drink with no ice.  We were shocked.  But we probably weren't as shocked as a Japanese native walking into a US movie theater and watching people get a bucket of popcorn.  They were blown away when we talked about 42 oz. drinks.

In the US, we really know how to Supersize it!

PS:  In 1955, McDonalds large soda was 7 ounces.  It was 21 ounces in 1980 and 32 ounces in 1990.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Time to Clean House

I have been getting hints that I need to get going on the blog again.  I have read that the best way to lose readers is to go long periods of time without blogging, but I'm not trying to lose readers.  I'm just trying to keep up with assignments and sleep.

Most of you know that one thing that is not a strength for young missionaries is keeping their apartment clean.  A few months ago, Sister Baird asked if I would type up a suggested cleaning schedule.  I have been in enough apartments, and ours is about the same size as most of them, so I have a good feel for what needs to be done and how long it takes.

I made a detailed list of things that need cleaning and how to go about it, what to use and about how long it takes.  Then I divided the cleaning tasks up according to how often they needed to be repeated and I numbered them.  Next, I made an easy to follow chart that the missionaries can look at each P-day and see exactly what they need to do for that day.  The jobs take from 2 to 15 minutes each, and there are usually only three or four each P-day.  Of course, they also have their laundry to do, letters to write, and a list of other tasks.  But this makes it seem easier and more do-able.

President and Sister Baird liked what I did and had me make a copy for each apartment and laminate it.  We handed them out to all the missionaries to hang somewhere in their apartment and follow.  And we have just been through Shogatsu, which is Japanese New Years, which is their time for what we would call Spring Cleaning.  In that spirit, Sister Baird has asked that all missionaries spend some time each P-day this month, and do deep cleaning from the list I made.  President Baird asked me to write a letter to the missionaries to remind them and encourage them.  Here is what I wrote:

Oh, the excitement!  What a thrill!!  It is Shogatsu time.  I'm sure you all know that in Japan, that means:  TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE, top to bottom, better than ever, not missing a thing!  Perfection is the word of the month (or 3 P-days, or one--however long it takes.)

So, do you remember when you received the lovely laminated card with your cleaning schedule?  It is called "January - Major Deep Cleaning Month." It is golden.  Dig it out of your backpack, where it's been since we gave it to you.  Or go looking underneath the dust.  It has to be there somewhere.  (Call if you really can't find it--it is essential.)  The time has come!

Get to work and do the best job of cleaning you have ever done.  Use soap and water.  If there is something greasy, use baking soda.  If it is in the bathroom or a sink, use the green cleaner.  And especially, use elbow grease.  (For you Japanese speakers, that means "Muscle power.")

Clean top to bottom, starting high and moving down.  Light fixtures, ceiling and walls, heaters, stove top, inside and outside of fridge, all small appliances, chairs, tables, desks, kitchen sink and drain, doors and handles, cabinets and shelves (inside and out).  Organize as you replace items and throw away old stuff, clean fans and dust edges and tops of things, clean out and organize bedroom closets, air out futons, wash all bedding. Clean out the shower and drains and under the tub, clean washer and dryer all over, windows, mirrors, curtains, and finally, vacuum or mop all floors everywhere, including under desks and other moveable furniture.  Read directions from the cleaning sheet and if you have questions, call Sister Barney.

Does it sound overwhelming?  Well, it's really not.  Just start.  Work together.  You'll be surprised how quickly you can get it all cleaned.  And it will smell, look, and feel fresh and wonderful.  (You might want to do it more often.)

And when you are finished, turn over the cleaning card.  There you will find the way to keep your apartment clean for the rest of the year.  You will be so energized and happy with your clean apartment you'll want to go out and 20X.  (President Baird tells the missionaries to do 10X each time they are out visiting someone, which means to knock on 10 doors before they leave the area.)  Happy Cleaning.  Don't bother to thank me....I know you are eternally grateful.

Love, Sister Barney

Now I know this is extremely effective because of all the calls I've gotten expressing appreciation, all the calls I've had asking questions on how to do it better, and all the thank you's I've gotten from missionaries who love me so much for teaching them how to clean.  In fact, I have added up the total.  Would you like to know what it is?

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