Here is the long ago promised blog on garbage. I know you were all waiting for this with baited breath, and now you can settle back in your comfy chair and enjoy this exciting blog. (Or not.) But I can't resist writing it. You may only read it far enough to get the idea, but I am writing it to help you appreciate how good you have it.
I remember about 10 years ago when the Portland area decided to really go "green" by increasing the number of things you could recycle. We had been recycling paper and cardboard. Now we went to cans, bottles, yard debris, certain plastic containers, oil, and maybe more that I have forgotten about. Portland has, since that time, been ahead of most other areas of the country on what they recycle (as far as I know).
Shortly after this announcement, there was a political cartoon in the paper that I loved. It was a husband and wife sitting in their living room talking. He said to her something like, "I'm glad we had room to remodel for the recycling changes." The next frame showed a picture of their home from the outside. It was a normal-sized home with a very long narrow structure jutting about 40 feet out the side, and every few feet it was marked with "paper," "plastics," "cans," etc. It really made me laugh.
Well, Oregon could learn some things from Japan, but I hope they don't. This is what our abbreviated sheet looks like that explains recycling of trash.
I have seen much bigger, more detailed ones.
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday are garbage days, but only certain things can go out on a given day. And they have to be in the right color of bag. You don't pay a bill to the garbage company; you buy rather expensive, specially marked bags at the grocery store, and that covers the cost of garbage pickup.
Your glass bottles have to go in a certain blue plastic bin in a certain place on the block. No lids. Metal lids go in non-burnable trash. Plastic lids go with plastics. If you carry bottles out to the blue bin in a bag, they have to be removed from the bag. You have to lay them on their sides in the blue bin.
All of your plastic bags, plastic wrap. and plastic bottles (but not "pet bottles') can only be in blue bags and go out on Friday. "Pet bottles" are pop and clear juice bottles and they go out in a separate blue bag without bottle caps (bottle caps go with other plastics) and must be crushed.
Hazardous flammable items, such as spray cans (but there's a huge list) have to be in a different red bag and go out on Monday or Thursday. They have to be separate from burnable items (which include food) that also goes out on Monday and Thursday in a red bag. Spray cans must have their lids removed and have a hole punched in the side with a nail.
Milk and juice cartons, which only come in quart and pint sizes, must be cut open a certain way (directions are on every carton) and then tied together with a string and put out on Wednesday in a spot designated on the street. (I can't recall having seen ANYTHING in a gallon-sized container. Everything comes in very small containers.)
Non-burnable garbage, such as light bulbs, glass items that aren't bottles, or things like blow dryers or pots and pans go out once a month on the third week on Wednesday in a green bag.
Paper containers and packaging (but not just regular paper--it's burnable) have to be tied together with string and go out on Wednesday. Ditto for magazines or stacks of newspaper, but they have to be separated and neatly stacked and tied. The kind of string might be specified because everyone uses the same kind.


Cans go in a blue bag, but only cans can be in the bag. They need to be clean. They go out on Wednesday.
Large-sized garbage like bikes or sofas will be picked up for a fee at prior request on the second Wednesday of each month, but only if you call a week in advance. The man who drives the truck for large item pickup plays a recording that you can hear well inside a building, as he slowly drives around the street. I got up from my desk once and looked out because I wondered if it was the ice cream man.
Oh, and another time I happened to be up near the window of the office, I saw the garbage truck coming down the road. Two men run behind it and pick up the right bags of garbage and toss it into the back of the garbage truck. Those two men must be in great shape, because they literally jog up and down the streets all day, every day.
There, I think that's it.
Ya got that? Me neither. We've been here two months and are still learning. What we need at our apartment, is "a very long narrow structure jutting about 40 feet out the side", marked--well, you just read it.
Here's one more interesting detail that I've been told about: Japan has two places where sewer goes. One treats whatever gets flushed down the toilet. Nuff said about that. The water that goes down the kitchen or bathroom sink or the shower goes back into the rivers. Therefore, they have a careful straining system in the home that removes anything that can be strained out before it goes down the sink. There is a 4-inch wide drain hole in each kitchen sink. It is covered with a black plastic piece with holes in it, and it lifts out easily. Inside is a little bucket with holes in it. We have to put a little mesh bag with elastic around the top over the bucket, then put the little bucket in the sink and cover it with the back plastic thing. Then every few days, we have to change the little mesh bag, putting in a new one and throwing the mesh bag full of bits of food from the kitchen into the burnable garbage. Got that? We also have to regularly clean hair and other "stuff" from the "strainer" in the bathroom sink and tub. Fun!


So the point of this blog? There's a song that Mormons like to sing that goes like this: "Count your many blessings, name them one by one." Aren't you glad you don't have to figure out recycling like the Japanese people do?
And now for some names of hair salons: "Hair Hark" and "Only One Hair." (I hope they don't mean that's all that will be left after they are done.)